Eastern U.P. · In God We Trust
Results worth
standing at
attention for.
Window cleaning, pressure washing, gutters, and holiday lighting for homes and businesses across Michigan's Eastern U.P. Local crew, military standard.
- ✓ Real price in about a minute
- ✓ No obligation
- ✓ Locally owned, fully insured
Results worth standing at attention for
Attention Property Owners! Your investment is due for inspection.
Where we work
Home or business?
Dirt, grime, and clogged gutters don't just hurt your home's appearance, they can cause damage over time. Colonel Zips delivers top-quality interior & exterior cleaning for your home or business with military precision and attention to detail.
For your home
Residential
Windows, pressure washing, gutters, and holiday lights for your house. A local crew that treats it like their own.
For your business
Commercial
Storefronts, offices, and properties kept sharp on a schedule that fits your foot traffic. One call, one crew, every exterior.
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The difference
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Streak-free guarantee window
2022
Serving the U.P. since
Meet the crew
One standard, every job.
Jon Conroy started Colonel Zips in 2022, not long after moving to the Upper Peninsula, on a simple idea: show up, sweat the details, and treat every home and business like it's your own.
Spot a streak within 48 hours? We come back and make it right, no charge. We don't pack up until you're happy with it. That's an order.
Our territory
Proudly serving Michigan's Eastern U.P.
Based in Gould City and covering the surrounding Eastern Upper Peninsula. Don't see your town? Reach out, there's a good chance we cover you.
From the ranks
What the neighbors say.
Sample layout, pending Jon's real Google reviews
“Our windows haven't looked this good since the house was built. The crew was on time, polite, and left everything spotless.”
“Pressure washed the whole driveway and siding. The difference was night and day. Fair price and zero hassle.”
“Did our holiday lights start to finish and took them down in January. Best decision we made all season.”
Good to know
Questions, answered.
Do you offer free estimates?
Always. Reach out with what you need cleaned and we'll give you a clear, no-obligation price. No pressure, no surprises.
Are you insured?
Yes. Colonel Zips is fully insured, so your home and our crew are covered on every job.
What areas do you serve?
We're based in Gould City and serve homes and businesses across Michigan's Eastern Upper Peninsula. If you're nearby and don't see your town listed, just ask.
Do I need to be home for the work?
For most exterior work, no. As long as we have access to the areas being cleaned, you don't have to be there. We'll confirm everything beforehand.
How early should I book holiday lighting?
Early fall is ideal. Spots fill up fast once the season starts, so the sooner you're on the schedule, the better your pick of dates.
Instant estimate
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