Inside & out
Window Cleaning
Streak-free glass, hand-cleaned pane by pane. We get the tracks, sills, and screens too, so the only thing you notice is the view.
For your home
Reinforcements for the home front.
Dirt, grime, and clogged gutters don't just hurt your home's appearance, they can cause damage over time. Colonel Zips delivers top-quality interior & exterior cleaning for your home or business with military precision and attention to detail.
The mission
Protect your home and boost curb appeal.
Four assignments, one local crew. Pick the job below to see what it covers and get a price.
Pick your assignment
Command a CLEANER, STRONGER home.
Hover or tap a service to see what it covers. Each job ends in a clear, no-pressure price.
Right pressure, every surface
Pressure Washing
Driveways, siding, decks, and walkways. We lift years of grime, mildew, and salt without blasting your surfaces, so it comes back clean, not damaged.
Protect your roof & foundation
Gutter Cleaning
Clogged gutters send water where it shouldn't go. We clear every length and downspout by hand, flush them clean, and check the flow before we leave.
Design, install, take-down & storage
Holiday Lighting
Professional-grade lights, custom-fit to your roofline. We design it, hang it, keep it glowing all season, then take it down and store it for next year.
Command the complete package. Enlist in multiple services and save more.
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Call for reinforcements today. (906) 291-1601
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2022
Serving the U.P. since
The Colonel Zips crew Team photo coming soon
Meet the crew
One standard, every job.
Jon Conroy started Colonel Zips in 2022, not long after moving to the Upper Peninsula, on a simple idea: show up, sweat the details, and treat every home and business like it's your own.
Spot a streak within 48 hours? We come back and make it right, no charge. We don't pack up until you're happy with it. That's an order.
✓ Fully insured ✓ On-time, in uniform ✓ Residential & commercial
Our territory
Proudly serving Michigan's Eastern U.P.
Based in Gould City and covering the surrounding Eastern Upper Peninsula. Don't see your town? Reach out, there's a good chance we cover you.
Gould City Naubinway Engadine Curtis Newberry Manistique Gulliver St. Ignace Hessel Cedarville + surrounding areas
From the ranks
What the neighbors say.
Sample layout, pending Jon's real Google reviews
“Our windows haven't looked this good since the house was built. The crew was on time, polite, and left everything spotless.”
“Pressure washed the whole driveway and siding. The difference was night and day. Fair price and zero hassle.”
“Did our holiday lights start to finish and took them down in January. Best decision we made all season.”
Good to know
Questions, answered.
Do you offer free estimates?
Always. Reach out with what you need cleaned and we'll give you a clear, no-obligation price. No pressure, no surprises.
Are you insured?
Yes. Colonel Zips is fully insured, so your home and our crew are covered on every job.
What areas do you serve?
We're based in Gould City and serve homes and businesses across Michigan's Eastern Upper Peninsula. If you're nearby and don't see your town listed, just ask.
Do I need to be home for the work?
For most exterior work, no. As long as we have access to the areas being cleaned, you don't have to be there. We'll confirm everything beforehand.
How early should I book holiday lighting?
Early fall is ideal. Spots fill up fast once the season starts, so the sooner you're on the schedule, the better your pick of dates.
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